Tuesday, February 21st, 2006 at 9:23 pm | In Entertainment |

Step 1: If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

The folks at Oxygen.ie claim to have images from a government Web site that has illustrated instructions of what actions to take in the event of a terrorist attack… and they’ve added their own captions.

Some of the best:

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you’ll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.

Note: I highly doubt these images are authentic… they just seem too ridiculous and pointless. But most funny things are.